Stapler

Ok, I went to the store called Staples today. I went there so i could bother the crap out of someone. So i went up to an ossiciate and asked, so since your store is STAPLES, do u like, specialze in staples. Like oh uh...big, small, pink, squishy or whatever? and the guy goes Ma'am what are you trying to imply? And so i jumped back WHOA! 1. Im not a ma'am. cuz i am not married and im not a typical girl. and 2. mr dude, *reads name tag* Chriiiiiissstopher, im asking WHAT'S YOUR SPECIALTY AT THIS STORE? *smiles* He comes back with a oh, im so sorry. we specialize in school supplies ma-- er. Miss. And i said, do u even have an isle just for staples? He says no and i ask him to take me to the staples. And he shows me, ALL HE HAS IS A FEW PACKS OF STAPLES!!!!!! gah. im like YOU SIR, ARE A DISCRACE! AND SO IS YOUR STORE AND YOU ARE GIVING KIDS THE WRONG MESSAGE! YOU SIR ARE TELLING INNOCENT CHILDREN YOU GUYS SPECIALIZE IN STAPLES, THEY WALK IN TO BUY SOME STAPLES AND ALL YOU HAVE ARE A FEW WHIMPY PACKS OF STAPLES? I cannot believe you..SIR. I then ask if i can speak to the manager. He says I, am the manager. I then state oh. well, YOU SIR ARE A LIAR FOR NOT TELLING ME THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE! And then i walk out. i didnt even buy any staples
-Pita-